Why ER is horrible.
So the other day Jillian was watching a rerun of ER. And this is my recap of the episode, with absolutely no exaggerations.
(10:17:54 PM) Ryan Hadley: a lady was stabbed. she’s 36 weeks pregnant
(10:18:05 PM) Ryan Hadley: there’s a horrible thunder storm
(10:18:11 PM) Ryan Hadley: the ambulance got in an accident
(10:18:25 PM) Ryan Hadley: while rescuing the ambulance a power line fell on it
(10:18:32 PM) Ryan Hadley: they can’t get the power turned off
(10:18:41 PM) Ryan Hadley: she started going in to labor
(10:18:50 PM) Ryan Hadley: and bleeding too much, her placenta is detaching
(10:19:08 PM) Ryan Hadley: so now a doctor who doesn’t know what she’s doing has to do an emergency c-section…
(10:19:13 PM) Ryan Hadley: in a crashed ambulance
(10:19:15 PM) Ryan Hadley: on a 36 week pregnant woman with stab wounds
(10:19:27 PM) Ryan Hadley: with broken power cables dangling and sparking all around
(10:19:31 PM) Ryan Hadley: in the pouring rain
(10:19:51 PM) Dejos: dear God, I am so glad ER is in it’s last season
(10:19:57 PM) Dejos: I’m so sick of that bullshit of a show
(10:20:11 PM) Ryan Hadley: she needed help so she had a doctor jump in to the electrified ambulance
(10:20:24 PM) Ryan Hadley: I told Jillian he might as well have jumped over an electrified shark
(10:20:46 PM) Dejos: hahaha
(10:25:19 PM) Ryan Hadley: ok… he just had to tuck the baby under his arm like a football and leap out of the electrified ambulance because they still haven’t gotten the power off
(10:25:26 PM) Ryan Hadley: and now he has to run to the hospital
(10:25:34 PM) Ryan Hadley: I sure hope he doesn’t spike the baby
(10:27:14 PM) Dejos: my favorite episode is where all the power is cut off in the hospital and there’s this hurricane (in new york) and they run upstairs to get to the hellipad and they’re pulling out this dying guy and the one doctor raises his hand and the hellicopter chops it off
(10:27:35 PM) Ryan Hadley: oh yeah, the asshole doctor
(10:27:41 PM) Ryan Hadley: he soooo deserved that
(10:32:27 PM) Dejos: word!
(10:32:53 PM) Ryan Hadley: I think he ends up being finished off by the helicopter later on. It comes back for more blood.
Proof I didn’t make this ridiculous series of events up: Season 8, Episode 8