Ryan Hadley’s F.A.Q.
I present to you for your own reference, the top 10 most frequently asked questions to me. Please consult this list before asking me a question from now on, it will speed things up:
Q1. Would like to help save the environment?
A1. Nope.
Q2. Denver Voice, help the homeless?
A2. No.
Q3. Room for cream?
A3. Yes, please.
Q4. Would you like cream and sugar with that?
A4. No thanks. But leave some room at the top.
Q5. Steak with green?
A5. Please!
Q6. Spare some change?
A6. Change comes from within.
Q7. What’s for dinner?
A7. Tonight it’s broiled cajuny tilapia with buttered noodles and buttered steamed broccoli.
Q8. Did you submit your timecard?
A8. CRAP! No, I didn’t.
Q9. What’s the weather?
A9. It will be hot today, so you can wear short sleeves and shorts if you want.
Q10. How are you?
A10. Doing well. Except for some reason I keep losing hearing in my right ear, then it aches for a few days, and then it’s back to normal. I should probably see a doctor about that.
Also, a freebie: Typing a blog post on a blackberry pearl can be very annoying.