linux geek/dad
I present to you for your own reference, the top 10 most frequently asked questions to me. Please consult this list before asking me a question from now on, it will speed things up:
Q1. Would like to help save the environment?
A1. Nope.
Q2. Denver Voice, help the homeless?
A2. No.
Q3. Room [...]
We got Kincaid this Little Einstein’s plush Leo doll for Christmas:
I just started to remove it from it’s box and noticed that the packaging is for the Little Einstein’s June doll.
Not only that, but then I squeezed his tummy to make him talk… and he seems to speak only German.
Packaging epic fail.
So I’m standing at the door to the 83L at the downtown bus station. Had about 6 minutes until the bus was to show up. I was the only one waiting at the time. And then some random guy came up next to me and asked, “Excuse me, are you waiting for [...]
So the other day Jillian was watching a rerun of ER. And this is my recap of the episode, with absolutely no exaggerations.
(10:17:54 PM) Ryan Hadley: a lady was stabbed. she’s 36 weeks pregnant
(10:18:05 PM) Ryan Hadley: there’s a horrible thunder storm
(10:18:11 PM) Ryan Hadley: the ambulance got in an accident
(10:18:25 PM) Ryan [...]
Woot’s product descriptions are usually more interesting than the product they sell.
Yesterday’s Woot was brilliant. Dear American Tax Payer.
No more haggis!
I ran out late for my cheap hamburger lunch today to hopefully wait less for it. And I won, it was super fast.
I also got to see some other protests. One for stopping haggis. On one corner you could hear being shouted in a round-robin fashion:
“Gays! You only have [...]
So… sometimes you just have to pass gass. You hold it and hold it and hold it… just waiting for the right moment. One of the best places is in a large group of people when it’s really loud. That way no one can hear you and if it smells bad, no one will know [...]
So awhile back I tweeted something along the lines of “Why isn’t Alf in syndication?” Mostly because I remember loving Alf way long ago when it was on. I was just a kid though, but I seemed to remember it being awesome. Well… they started showing it and Jillian started recording it for me.
We did [...]
There was no hidden camera as far as I could tell. Normally when something like this happens you expect some host of a show to jump out from behind a bush and say some cheesy catch line. Well.. I don’t know, maybe “normally” is the wrong word, since that has never actually [...]