______ programming language sucks!
Fill in the blank. I promise you it sucks.
PHP sucks.
Perl sucks.
Java sucks.
Ruby sucks.
Ruby on Rails especially sucks.
.NET sucks.
C++ sucks.
Python sucks.
While I do get quite a kick out of picking on my boss’s favorite, perl, I do recognize that each language sucks and each language doesn’t suck. Personally, you’ll probably never see me start a project [...]