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Indecent Exposure Near Miss

I thought you all might like a good laugh, even if it is at my own expense.
Today I am working from home with a Travis (2 years old), sick.  We have been relaxing in our jammies (note: “jammies” for me means boxers and a white t-shirt) while I work and he watches Sesame Street.  Everything [...]

Tales From The 83L

The 83L is the bus route I take to and from work. I’d like to share two stories from the route with you. One I call “Scotch Tape Lady”. The other I call “I Gots Standards”.
Scotch Tape Lady
The other week I was on my way home and a seemingly normal looking lady [...]

Actually, yes, it has. I just like to hang out here at 5:15 PM after work.

So I’m standing at the door to the 83L at the downtown bus station. Had about 6 minutes until the bus was to show up. I was the only one waiting at the time. And then some random guy came up next to me and asked, “Excuse me, are you waiting for [...]

Large Crowd Ettiquete

So… sometimes you just have to pass gass.  You hold it and hold it and hold it… just waiting for the right moment.  One of the best places is in a large group of people when it’s really loud.  That way no one can hear you and if it smells bad, no one will know [...]

Can I use your phone?

There was no hidden camera as far as I could tell. Normally when something like this happens you expect some host of a show to jump out from behind a bush and say some cheesy catch line. Well.. I don’t know, maybe “normally” is the wrong word, since that has never actually [...]

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