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Indecent Exposure Near Miss

I thought you all might like a good laugh, even if it is at my own expense.
Today I am working from home with a Travis (2 years old), sick.  We have been relaxing in our jammies (note: “jammies” for me means boxers and a white t-shirt) while I work and he watches Sesame Street.  Everything [...]

Natural Selection During A Zombie Apocalypse

Recently I had possibly the nerdiest conversation of my entire life.  I woke up at 5:30 am because River (5 months old) thought it was morning.  My brother-in-law, Brian, happened to be online and started the conversational seed to massive nerdery: October, Halloween, horror movies, and some zombie comics he has been reading.  Also, I’ve [...]

Homeopathy: The Dark Side

So we all know of the homeopathic remedies. It’s a very out of date theory about how to properly heal our bodies when we’re ill. And we all (should) know that it’s all pseudoscience and bunk. Unfortunately many don’t… hopefully because they just haven’t looked in to the “science” behind this.
So, a [...]

Ryan Hadley’s F.A.Q.

I present to you for your own reference, the top 10 most frequently asked questions to me. Please consult this list before asking me a question from now on, it will speed things up:
Q1. Would like to help save the environment?
A1. Nope.
Q2. Denver Voice, help the homeless?
A2. No.
Q3. Room [...]

Tales From The 83L

The 83L is the bus route I take to and from work. I’d like to share two stories from the route with you. One I call “Scotch Tape Lady”. The other I call “I Gots Standards”.
Scotch Tape Lady
The other week I was on my way home and a seemingly normal looking lady [...]

Ich Bin Leo.

We got Kincaid this Little Einstein’s plush Leo doll for Christmas:

I just started to remove it from it’s box and noticed that the packaging is for the Little Einstein’s June doll.
Not only that, but then I squeezed his tummy to make him talk… and he seems to speak only German.
Packaging epic fail.

Actually, yes, it has. I just like to hang out here at 5:15 PM after work.

So I’m standing at the door to the 83L at the downtown bus station. Had about 6 minutes until the bus was to show up. I was the only one waiting at the time. And then some random guy came up next to me and asked, “Excuse me, are you waiting for [...]

Why ER is horrible.

So the other day Jillian was watching a rerun of ER. And this is my recap of the episode, with absolutely no exaggerations.
(10:17:54 PM) Ryan Hadley: a lady was stabbed. she’s 36 weeks pregnant
(10:18:05 PM) Ryan Hadley: there’s a horrible thunder storm
(10:18:11 PM) Ryan Hadley: the ambulance got in an accident
(10:18:25 PM) Ryan [...]

Nigerian Scammers in the Government?

Woot’s product descriptions are usually more interesting than the product they sell.
Yesterday’s Woot was brilliant. Dear American Tax Payer.

Stop the cruelty…

No more haggis!
I ran out late for my cheap hamburger lunch today to hopefully wait less for it. And I won, it was super fast.
I also got to see some other protests. One for stopping haggis. On one corner you could hear being shouted in a round-robin fashion:
“Gays! You only have [...]